I have a book containing the text of a speech Mark Twain gave on the benefits of masturbation, but I'm not at all sure this is what you're looking for. ::innocent look:: In a message dated 5/2/99 6:02:51 PM Eastern Daylight Time, drais@gateway.net writes: > Walter, > > Great Twain Quote! (Most of them are) I'm assuming someone's printed a > book of his quotes somewhere. Do you know of any?