Details of Colema

[Robert Bush]

WARNING THE FOLLOWING IS SARCASM AND IS NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY!!  (Now that I've
met the rules of political correctness, please continue to read.)

WHAT!  Excuse....Me Ms. Lisle but I do believe that you deserve a moose haunch upside
the head for your attempt to defame the intellectual quality of L.Ron Hubbard!  I
happen to own his entire Mission Earth series in Hardback & Battlefield Earth!

I guess that you have slightly regained your lofty position for extolling the virtues
of KY as part of a colonic.   However I'm shocked that you made absolutely no
reference to keeping a copy of your favorite entertainment magazine nearby to assist
with the Colonic!

(Ok, I've had my weekly dose of sarcasm.  Now I most get back to fixing the computer
that crashed.  THANK YOU MISTER GATES!)

Oh, almost forgot....PENGUINS RULE...DEVILS SUCK!

(I really do own the Hubbard books.  Mindless entertainment.)

boB

Holly Lisle wrote:

> > Christina
>
> You didn't miss the post.  Here are the details for the colema, which
> is one especially easy, brainless, do-it-yourself form of colonic.
>
> KY or other water-soluble lubricant.
>
> Fill the bucket with five gallons of water.  Various practitioners vary
> on the temperature of the water, and on what it should have in it
> (from plain water to water with added coffee or raw garlic juice or
> lemon and honey or . . . ).  Read them, decide which method makes
> the most sense to you, try a couple of different approaches.  Place
> it on the back of the toilet, preferably on top of a couple of really
> thick phone books or a stack of William Shatner and L. Ron
> Hubbard novels.  (Bad Holly!  Bad Holly!  <smack!>)  It needs to sit
> between thirty-six and fourty-two inches higher than the board -- you
> want a moderate amount of water pressure, but nothing excessive.
>
>
> Holly
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