Details of Colema

[Mark Prentice]

Hey boB,

And now they are making a movie out of Battlefield Earth, I found the below
information just the other day.

"In the year 3000, the earth has been taken over by an
species of aliens called the Psyclos who have turned it
into a mining colony, and a farmer who is one of the last
surviving humans must trick the species in order to take
back the planet.

2000 - John Travolta   (Actor)
 2000 - Roger Christian   (Director)
 2000 - Barry Pepper   (Actor)
 2000 - John Travolta   (Producer)
 2000 - L. Ron Hubbard   (Screenwriter) "

I think the 2000 in front of the actors names means that they hope to
release it in 2000 but I am not positive.  Just imagine you can relive the
book on the big screen *grin*.

I admit I have read all those books as well but a long time ago and know
very little about what they are about anymore.  They used to be one of the
few Sci Fi or Fantasy books our library carried.

Well back to work.

Mark



----- Original Message -----
From: Robert Bush <rkbush@worldnet.att.net>
To: Multiple recipients of list <holly-l@solaris.cc.vt.edu>
Sent: Wednesday, May 05, 1999 2:55 PM
Subject: Re: Details of Colema


> WARNING THE FOLLOWING IS SARCASM AND IS NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY!!  (Now
that I've
> met the rules of political correctness, please continue to read.)
>
> WHAT!  Excuse....Me Ms. Lisle but I do believe that you deserve a moose
haunch upside
> the head for your attempt to defame the intellectual quality of L.Ron
Hubbard!  I
> happen to own his entire Mission Earth series in Hardback & Battlefield
Earth!
>
> I guess that you have slightly regained your lofty position for extolling
the virtues
> of KY as part of a colonic.   However I'm shocked that you made absolutely
no
> reference to keeping a copy of your favorite entertainment magazine nearby
to assist
> with the Colonic!
>
> (Ok, I've had my weekly dose of sarcasm.  Now I most get back to fixing
the computer
> that crashed.  THANK YOU MISTER GATES!)
>
> Oh, almost forgot....PENGUINS RULE...DEVILS SUCK!
>
> (I really do own the Hubbard books.  Mindless entertainment.)
>
> boB
>
> Holly Lisle wrote:
>
> > > Christina
> >
> > You didn't miss the post.  Here are the details for the colema, which
> > is one especially easy, brainless, do-it-yourself form of colonic.
> >
> > KY or other water-soluble lubricant.
> >
> > Fill the bucket with five gallons of water.  Various practitioners vary
> > on the temperature of the water, and on what it should have in it
> > (from plain water to water with added coffee or raw garlic juice or
> > lemon and honey or . . . ).  Read them, decide which method makes
> > the most sense to you, try a couple of different approaches.  Place
> > it on the back of the toilet, preferably on top of a couple of really
> > thick phone books or a stack of William Shatner and L. Ron
> > Hubbard novels.  (Bad Holly!  Bad Holly!  <smack!>)  It needs to sit
> > between thirty-six and fourty-two inches higher than the board -- you
> > want a moderate amount of water pressure, but nothing excessive.
> >
> >
> > Holly
> >           Holly Lisle --- never give up on your dreams
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>
>
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