BEWARE!

[Robert Bush]

The evil minds of the world have destroyed the simple gum
ball machines that used to inhabit the front of your local
grocery store.  The comforting glass filled jar, that you
used to be able to but money into and out popped a piece of
candy is now tied to a computer!  The machine will take a
full dollar bill.  Then you have to input a number,  choose
from at least a dozen gumboil machines attached to the
machine's bowels!  The worst thing about the damn machine is
that no one tells you what's different and you stand there
for 5 minutes looking like an idiot trying to figure out
where the quarter goes!

DAMN THE COMMUNISTS!  ITS ALL A PLOT!!!!!!  (Maybe Al Gore
is responsible for both the internet and gum ball
machines!!! YEA, that's it!!!)

boB